it is nearly without pleasure that i bring this news to you today. It has come to my attention that some of you aren’t eating your pudding. How can you expect to have any meat?
I know this comes as a shock but your time has come around. We will no longer be able to carry those of you who have either forgotten how or adamantly refuse to partake in the pudding.
years ago there were support systems, we had a framework a network there were people who cared. this is no longer the case. We are all worn down to a nub. There is no more safety net. it’s up to you to get with the program or turn in your wheels. We could use them cause ours are coming off.
I have decide to implement a three part plan. A scheme of unprecedented proportion. A multilevel multinational, undertaking with no precedent. We are in this together now. You and I and the rest of them. it looks like we aren’t but we are. so pull up your socks and get with the program sonny. We can’t wait for you and we won’t.
The sleeping dog gets worms and the crow flies in the kitchen.
Of course this may all seem a bit harsh to those of you who have spent the last greater percentage of their time on the planet engaged in a voracious consummation of illegally downloaded hard born art and entertainment. We have no sympathy and little else for those of you whose formative years were spent in a soap bubble of self concern and self comfort. The signs were all there. We showed you yet you couldn’t be bothered with the subtitles and changed the channel.
Now you go out in to the wasteland alone without armor or sense. Now your feet are bleeding and your gums too. What will you do for food? How about vitamins? What will you do about your boredom now?
Is it choice you gorged upon that killed your senses? Is it the fattened pig that waddles to his death complaining about glycemic indexes? No my son it is you. I have seen your father and he is looking for you and boy is he mad. He passed the way an hour ago with his friend a german monk. They rolled the dice and took the road less travelled but not before unleashing a stream of vitriol so unctuous the trees themselves passed gas and the sun howled in derisive laughter. You are truly fucked now sonny boy.
Is it true what he said? Have you forsaken all others in consideration of self? did you really think we weren’t talking to you?
